Why didn't Taylor Swift do Taylor Swift (Taylors version)?

CAUSE HER SONG IS A BITCH ASS,

AND FUCK YOU TAYLOR SWIFT MUST BE KILLED.

FUCK YOU TAYLOR SWIFT BITCH?!!

Taylor Swift Spotted at Nashville Wedding In Gorgeous Blue & Pink Dress - Just Jared

##FUCKTAYLORSWIFTIES.

LAST BUT NOT OF THE LEAST.

##TAYLORSWIFTSHUTHEFUCKUP.

Can a meme heal what therapy can't?

CAUSE SHE IS BITCH?!!

##SHOUTOUTFUCKTAYLORSWIFT

(1) STRAPON.

A misplaced MRI found a tumor on her spine. Doctors removed it through her eye in a first-of-its-kind surgery. - CBS News

FUCK TAYLOR SWIFT ASSHOLE WHITE ASS SINGER,

IM NOT SWIFTIES FAN AND IM ANTI- SWIFTIES,

(3) XHAMSTER

Jack Daniel's maker Brown-Forman sees sales fall as Trump trade conflicts weigh on spirits producers - AP News

IM JUST GONNA HAVE SEX WITH HER AND IM GONNA RECORD AT ANY PORNWEBSITE

(5) LINGERIE.

##BULLSHITAYLORSWIFT.

Review of American Airlines' Flagship Suite Preferred on the inaugural flight - The Points Guy

##TAYLORSWIFTCANTSING

(2) YOUPORN.

HER THIGHS, PUSSY, HER ASS, AND BOOBS.

A year later, Trump continues to appeal his historic criminal case. Here's what we know - NPR

(5) SPANGBANG PORN.

CAN'T YOU CAN'T SING WHITH ASS NIGGA,

FUCK NASHVILLE WHITE ASS MOTHAFUCK,

Chase Sapphire Reserve’s Annual Fee Is Increasing to $795. Is It Still Worth It? - AFAR

##FUCKTAYLORSWIFTWHITEASSMOTHAFUCK.

(1) XNXX

(4) NESAPORN, HOTNTUBE, AND WONPORN.

‘We tried and it didn’t work out’: CDPR co-founder says it shouldn’t stray from AAA open-world RPGs - Video Games Chronicle

AND IM GONNA RAPPED HER.

AND I FUCKING BLONDE SINGER.

(3) VIBRATOR.

Apple details the end of Intel Mac support and a phaseout for Rosetta 2 - Ars Technica

🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️.

CAUSE SHE IS A SNAKE, SHE SELL HER SELF TO THE DEVIL,

I HATE HER SONG LIKE “LOVE STORY AND YOU BELONG TO ME”

Eating green bananas can lower your risk of cancer by over 60% - The Brighter Side of News

##SWIFTIESARELAME.

AND MORE AND MORE PORNWEBSITE?!!.

(2) DILDO.

ALL SWIFTIES KEE HER NAME

“SLEEP WITH TAYLOR SWIFT SEX WITH HER”

AND IM JUST GONNA SEX HER BODY,

(4) CONDOM.

SHE IS A SHIT ASS MOTHAFUCK?!!

CAUSE I AM CHRISTIAN?!!

OUTTA FUCKING NIGGA ASS MOUTH Y'ALL BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CHRISTIAN DONT OWN TAYLOR SWIFT,